Giant Monster Movie Fan Mugs

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

King Kongs first christmas

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Zombie pet tricks.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Official Fight Cards

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"There goes our early night."

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'