Ancient Traveler Gifts

Slave ship.

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Tourists in Egypt

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Zeus's Caddy

You had me at vintage.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Life after death"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'm having my entrails read."

The Gladiator.

Pyramid catflap...

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Goddess

Souvenirs.

Mummy Beggar

Pompeii restoration project.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Euripides

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"He's an intelligence gatherer."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"