Ancient Traveler Gifts

Slave ship.

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Tourists in Egypt

Zeus's Caddy

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

You had me at vintage.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid catflap...

"Life after death"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Gladiator.

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Goddess

Souvenirs.

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Mummy Beggar

Pompeii restoration project.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"He's an intelligence gatherer."

Euripides

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"Sorry, this is in Hebrew, and I only read Hieroglyphics!"

Painted into a corner.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."