Ancient Wonders Wanderer Gifts

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Goddess

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Space wants to kill you."

We're With Stupid

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"I get it!"

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"How may I be of service?"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Stonehens

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

You are everywhere.

Astronaut

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"They ruin the landscape!"

Sand Pyramids

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

"Another fly-over planet."

History Department

Stonehenge Imitation

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

Astronaut

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'