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"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Goddess

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"I get it!"

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

Stonehens

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

You are everywhere.

"Another fly-over planet."

Sand Pyramids

Astronaut

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

Astronaut

"They ruin the landscape!"

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

History Department

Stonehenge Imitation

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"