Prehistoric Pioneers Gifts

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Cavemen Making Wheels and Car.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

65 Million Years Ago

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.