Prehistoric Entrepreneur Gifts

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Any questions?"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Cave painting by numbers

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"Research and development."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"