Prehistoric Marketer Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a prehistoric marketer? Our collection offers cleverly designed items that combine a love for ancient times with a passion for marketing. Whether it's a mug, T-shirt, pillow, or print, find a humorous, creative gift that highlights their timeless skills and inventive spirit — all with a fun prehistoric twist.

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The first car accident.

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Ancient Racing

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

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"Any questions?"

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"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!" mockup

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

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"And this is our media room."

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'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!' mockup

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

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"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish" mockup

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

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"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

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The discovery of asparagus.

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'I've been a nervous rex all day.' mockup

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

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"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!" mockup

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

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"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!" mockup

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

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"Admit it, we're lost."

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Those Were The Days

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'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.' mockup

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

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Caveman has a good idea for the wheel. mockup

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

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"Daddy's working from home today." mockup

"Daddy's working from home today."

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"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

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"The invention of taxidermy."

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Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct. mockup

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

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'We need to have a shake-up!'

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'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

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