Prehistoric Marketer Gifts

Of course, with only a dozen people in the world, market share will be very important.

The first car accident.

"Any questions?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"And this is our media room."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Those Were The Days

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Early on-line shopping

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'