Prehistoric Marketer Mugs

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Any questions?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"And this is our media room."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

The discovery of asparagus.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Those Were The Days

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Early on-line shopping

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"