Curious Culture Adventurer Gifts

'Help! Culture!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Easter Island legs

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Teenagers!'

Alien David statue

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Now that's an afro!'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Where Indian ink came from.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Oymoticons

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The Witches Discover The Wok

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Stonehenge Explained