American Football Enthusiast Mugs

'That was some hit!'

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Punt Cake

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Bears

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Egyptian Football

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'Okay, who knows how to solve for 'X'?'

Big Football

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Red State Football

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

End of football season - UK

'Those with a lot of Money.'

Edinson Cavani

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

"The next time the baby kicks give him this."

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

Penalty

"Keep your shape at the back...."

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.