Nfl Follower Gifts

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Raheem Sterling

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'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

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NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

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"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

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"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

'If we're 'a team', how come I have to do all the painting?'

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

Martin O'Neill

'Personal foul! Pepper spray before the ball is snapped!!'

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."