Odd Couple Aficionado Gifts

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

Disco Dancing

The Odd Couple.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Odd Spas

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Doomed Romance

"This should be hilarious."

"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?"

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

'Eh Darling. Why is the goldfish in the cats bowl?'

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.