Tv Couple Fan Gifts

"I was thinking of Betty."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

TV-Man

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Solar Panel

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

God with Earth Controller

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Love is when you watch television together.

Clive Anderson

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Remote control wars.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Young Houdini

'Come die with me.'

TV Situations vacant.

Moses' TV guide.

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'