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"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Inappropriate Snowmen

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Toothbrush Romance

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Graffitti.

"Don't tell him anything."

Prison Romance.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'