Quirky Crowd T-Shirts

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Apple Tree Dispenser

Meet the Plagiarist

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'Cream?'

Quasimodo's Belfie

"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."

"Frankly, I don't know why more people don't think they're, Wellington. After all, he won."

He's practising for his slot standing on the plinth not saying anything next October

How Jimi Hendrix picked his nose.

'How was I to know the doctor's license was only a baseball card?'

'Got any road movies?'

A chicken blows a bubble

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al

Hell's Comedy Club

"Billy Bear will be helping me with this.. "

"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."