Quirky Crowd Gifts

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Apple Tree Dispenser

Meet the Plagiarist

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'Cream?'

He's practising for his slot standing on the plinth not saying anything next October

"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."

"Frankly, I don't know why more people don't think they're, Wellington. After all, he won."

'Got any road movies?'

A chicken blows a bubble

Quasimodo's Belfie

"Billy Bear will be helping me with this.. "

"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."

Hell's Comedy Club

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.