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Eeny, Meeny, Miney hang together while Shirley frowns in the corner.

Mitch performs in front of an oddience.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Nun Fight.

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"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

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The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Snapshots in Time

Mass Travel

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

The latest in Eyewear.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Giant Sale!

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'What's wrong with you?'