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'Convention Centre...Coming Soon - Psychic Fair.' "I knew that."

Cow Pinatas

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The devil you know and his plus one

Peel poker.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Happy new year!"

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

Spoonstock.

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"She always goes for the wrong guy."

Hell's Comedy Club

A sign in the front window of a bookstore says "Meet the Pope 2 p.m."

Castaways at Christmas

'Hi. I'm Major Fixer-Upper.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

"I didn't know this was a formal event."

'...46 and still have Principles...'

"So this is the badminton horse trials"

"I told you a virtual swinger's party would be a logisitcal nightmare."

Man on stilts faces horse and rider on stilts

'I've a great idea, a TV show about relationship breakups, I've called it 'Exes Factor'!'

"Cool! I just scored us tickets to the next Leveraged Buyout-A-Palooza!"