Quirky Creativity Seekers Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: piano stand.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"He's an abstract artist."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Cow Pilot.

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

Cow can

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"Good idea. Bad execution."

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"I'm after something different from the traditional hexagonal architecture. Is that something you can design?"

Eureka!

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.