Quirky Creativity Seekers Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: piano stand.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"He's an abstract artist."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'Mind if I join you?'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

Cow Pilot.

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

Cow can

"I know that house was right here last Halloween."

Eureka!

'Trapped I am afraid in the rut of originality.'

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"Good idea. Bad execution."

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany

"I'm after something different from the traditional hexagonal architecture. Is that something you can design?"

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"It turns out that if you give 100 monkeys 100 typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.