Quirky Builder T-Shirts

"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"

Building Problem

Do it yourself books.

'My son, the non traditionalist.'

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

Arctic Snails.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Arrow Church

"I usually work in snow."

'Design brief.'

Llama training

"Good idea. Bad execution."

"I'm after something different from the traditional hexagonal architecture. Is that something you can design?"

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

You too can juggle.

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'