Quirky Project Lover Mugs

'You'll have to bring in your own refrigerator.'

"I love you, you big fool."

A man washing a mascot costume

"He's an abstract artist."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Air Dentistry

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"It has tremendous possibilities."

'Design brief.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

"Lots of people have writing partners..."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Bottom House

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"Interesting story behind this one..."

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"I bought a new summer condo."

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

"Wonka's Fruit-tastic, Lick-me-loo-rolls; I'm out!"