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'You'll have to bring in your own refrigerator.'

"I love you, you big fool."

A man washing a mascot costume

"He's an abstract artist."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

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"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

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"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

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'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

'Design brief.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"It has tremendous possibilities."

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Bottom House

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"You like woodwork class then, son?"

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"Interesting story behind this one..."

"Lots of people have writing partners..."

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"I bought a new summer condo."

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

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