Quirky Architecture Fan Pillows

"She's a rescue."

'This is our latest in time-share properties.'

Doubledecker bus stop

"Cat box"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Open House of Horrors

Sick Building Syndrome

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Double Saxophone

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"I could do that."

Flying in Formation.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

The water desk

Oreolas

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"We're out of flowers."

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Flower Painting

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

"He's at that awkward age."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

Clear construction agreements are important.