Quirky Architect Fan Pillows

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Cat box"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

Sick Building Syndrome

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Double Saxophone

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Doubledecker bus stop

Oreolas

Flying in Formation.

"I could do that."

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Flower Painting

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

Clear construction agreements are important.

Shoe house.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Snake liposuction.

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

You're either a perfectly healthy wolverine, or a very sick man.

You're the first person who's ever actually stopped! Emu.

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"Actually, Claudine, I like you very much—probably more than any other woman I've known."