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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Habanero ..."

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

The drinker.

His Master's Data.

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Previously on..."

Art Vandalism

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

Nude painting

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

Whistler's mother and dog

Santa '50s' Claus.

'I hate these crossover shows!'

'Oh well - something rose up.'