Modern Meets Classic Fans Pillows

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Jason and the Aga notes,

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'Does it come on Disc?'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

His Master's Data.

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Stainglass Windows '33

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

The Town Tweeter

You didn't text me that you met a guy! I couldn�t. There was no cell phone coverage. How awful. Diner. I'll say. What good is love � If you can't brag about it? Wow. Is that Shakespeare?

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

Gramophone/Ghetto Blaster.

Santa '50s' Claus.

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

Moses charges his tablet.

Pit orchestra.

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

Music for The Thinker

Bonding in the Electronic Age

'Old fossils prefer sedentary rock.'

'1:59 - cuckoo, cuckoo.'

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

Facebook

Little Bo Peet Geolocates her Sheep

'No, that's not my phone ringing. It's probably Grandad's pacemaker playing up again.'