Modernity Meets Tradition Fan Pillows

'No, that's not my phone ringing. It's probably Grandad's pacemaker playing up again.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Jason and the Aga notes,

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

The Town Tweeter

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Stainglass Windows '33

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

Thatcher's child

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

Tourists / Mountaineers Christmas

"Darell is sharing his pet with us today. I'm sure the whole class will find this very entertaining."

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

Moses charges his tablet.

"So Joshua, you just aim this at any wall and it will come tumbling down..."

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

"How about that? Is Cruz a collector?"

Peter Cottontail's Blog.

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

"I know my business - don't bother me with fads."

'1:59 - cuckoo, cuckoo.'

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.

'How very Lord's.'

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

Looking in a directory

Secret Hand Signals of the Initiated - Then and Now.