Quirky Pet Humor Fan Gifts

Food Water Mail.

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

The americanisation of vulture.

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Oh Hi!'

"Author does not do tricks."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

Pet Entertainers

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

The First Cone of Shame.

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.