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Dog phrenology

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Oh Hi!'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Author does not do tricks."

Introducing...Anagraman.

The americanisation of vulture.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

'Check out the old dude.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'