Quirky Critter Admirer Prints

Weasal

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'I'm huggable!'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Nutty Assistants

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

How Platypuses Are Born

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Chameleon.

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

Smart Asp

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

Hipster Coyote

"Looks like your mother's off feeding the rats again."

"He's a Yankeedoodle."

Snake

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.

"Maybe there's something to this Darwin stuff."

"Don't worry, everything is the same, only I fart rainbows."

"Where did you get this from?"

Toadfish