Quirky Creature Appreciator Prints

Chameleon.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

A Kangermoo

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Nutty Assistants

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

How Platypuses Are Born

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Are you binge watching again?"

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

"You can't let it worry you, Jamie. It's just one of those things in life no one can do anything about."

Hipster Coyote

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.