Quirky Critter Lover Prints

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Fish in Water Cooler.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."