Quirky Critter Lover Mugs

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.