Collecting Clothes Gifts

Intimate Apparel and Inmate Apparel.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Dandy

Inactive wear store.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Count Von Moltke.

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Frock Coat

"It was a crime of fashion."

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

John Styx

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

Campaign for real beer bellies.

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

"I guess I just assumed when you travelled you wouldn't be in costume."

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

Ice road trucker Halloween costume.

Belling the Cat