Bundle Of Energy Appreciator Gifts

"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

They can't all look like sheep butts.

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

The Battle of Life - Part the First

Perpetual Motion.

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'

Look...a friendly face.

"She's been acting like that ever since she made her home energy efficient."

Buzz buzz. Beekeeper. Beep beep. Key beeper.

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

"You will have my dead body but not my obedience."

These multi vitamins will give me unbounding energy and vitality...

'Re-boot?'

'With just a soupçon of argon.'

I just edited your Wikipedia entry. Whoopty doo. Tap tap tap tap tap. You'll be happy to know you are no longer the last of your kind, Sadie. Astronomers have discovered another supermassive black hole that expels nearly as much hot air as you do. You're now listed under "oppressive objects that burp out galactic gas." I will exact revenge at a time and place of my choosing.

"Don't worry if you can't remember where the drum is, grandad. I think your internal memory is full."

"Also tell him I said thanks for Fridays."

Rudy, look, an airplane! What? Where? Out the window. Ooh, it's a big one. See it?! Yeah, so? House of Java Cybercafe. When I feel bad about something, my parents try to focus my attention on something else. Like: You lost a girlfriend, but there's an airplane. And it's flying by a cloud shaped like a frog! Very nice try. Still sad.

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

'In this empty room, he barks in high definition.'

Bank Front

'I can't find the 'any' key...'

'Todd, have you ever noticed how thunder sounds like the angels are bowling?... Todd?'

The goldfish is making speech bubbles!

An Arrow Shaped Desk.

'I said they're playing our song!'