Storm Appreciator Gifts

'Todd, have you ever noticed how thunder sounds like the angels are bowling?... Todd?'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

They can't all look like sheep butts.

Fish mobsters.

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

I love thunderstorms!

Award Winning Photographer

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Great Urban Sprawl

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"It's lovely here but there's a bit of weather around."

Perpetual Motion.

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

Lightning Strikes a Conductor

Rainy Day.

'These things really do sound like a train.'

Political Hurricane Forecast.

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

'Of course I'm drunk.'

'You would have to go back after your umbrella'