Storm Appreciator Mugs

'Todd, have you ever noticed how thunder sounds like the angels are bowling?... Todd?'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

I love thunderstorms!

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Award Winning Photographer

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Great Urban Sprawl

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"It's lovely here but there's a bit of weather around."

Perpetual Motion.

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

Lightning Strikes a Conductor

'These things really do sound like a train.'

Rainy Day.

Political Hurricane Forecast.

'You would have to go back after your umbrella'

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

Man with Lightning Conductor