Egghead Comic Collector Gifts

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Please Drove Carefully.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Super Dog'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."