Egghead Gifts

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

Matt liked his eggs runny.

'When you think of it,an egg a day is pretty cheap for room and board.'

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

Odd looking eggs, Thought Sausage Dog.

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

"I told you to stay out of the sun...you're hard boiled!"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Drool Marks

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"What old school? This is my life."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'God's speed.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Idle parts

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

Smile

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'Frankendumpty'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'