Egghead Gifts

Matt liked his eggs runny.

'When you think of it,an egg a day is pretty cheap for room and board.'

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

Odd looking eggs, Thought Sausage Dog.

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

"I told you to stay out of the sun...you're hard boiled!"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Drool Marks

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"What old school? This is my life."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'God's speed.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Idle parts

Smile

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'Frankendumpty'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"It's worse than I thought."