Egghead Dramatist T-Shirts

'We've put him back together, now we need to think about an exit strategy.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

A man taking a bow

The Perfect Foil

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'After you with the camouflage.'

Nikolai Gogol

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

Roach Motel

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'

Easter egg yoga

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

"Dinner's ready, if you want to take a break from your personal space."