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'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

Good egg, bad egg.

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

Humpty Dumpty

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

"I don't care who came first, you still need reservations."

Easter egg yoga

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

Sandy Eggo.

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

Step 1: Cook before dyeing.

'My parents are separated.'