Egghead Theologian T-Shirts

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Hot cross buns

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"Who's next?"

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

Humpty Dumpty

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

Easter egg yoga

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

'When you think of it,an egg a day is pretty cheap for room and board.'

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'