Egghead Theologian T-Shirts

'We may be good eggs, but we're not perfect. We all have a fallen nature.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Hot cross buns

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"Who's next?"

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

The Hen Commandments.

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

Humpty Dumpty

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

'I sure wouldn't want to be MY brother's keeper!'

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

Easter egg yoga

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

'When you think of it,an egg a day is pretty cheap for room and board.'

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.