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'Frankendumpty'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

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"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Easter Egg Painting.

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

'You need a new bobbin.'

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'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

Easter egg yoga

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

'When you think of it,an egg a day is pretty cheap for room and board.'

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

'We may be good eggs, but we're not perfect. We all have a fallen nature.'

'We've put him back together, now we need to think about an exit strategy.'

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

"Then I saw this amazing bright light and a soothing voice said to me 'Go back, Go back It isn't your time.' "

Easter Surprise

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

'But you're the 'Goose that Lays the Golden Egg...'

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.

"What kinda horse power does it have?"