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'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

'Frankendumpty'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Ornithologist

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."

As Seen On TV

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

"I knew it!"

"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"You're taking this 'King Of Beasts' thing too seriously."

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

'Dear, your ego is stepping on my shoes again.'