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Easter egg yoga

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

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'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'Your brains are scrambled.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

Egg!

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

"Who's next?"

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

'How do you like your egg?'

Humpty Dumpty

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

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"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."