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Easter egg yoga

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Egg!

'Your brains are scrambled.'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"Eggs, eggs, eggs...that Delia Smith's ruining my life."

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"What about laying long-range eggs for protest rallies?"

"Who's next?"

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

Humpty Dumpty

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

'How do you like your egg?'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

"And now we just relax, settle down, and smother them until they crack."

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

'...And don't get him started on his operation!'