Egghead With A Twist Pillows

'Frankendumpty'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

'You need a new bobbin.'

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Easter egg yoga

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

'When you think of it,an egg a day is pretty cheap for room and board.'

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

'But you're the 'Goose that Lays the Golden Egg...'

"What kinda horse power does it have?"

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

'We've put him back together, now we need to think about an exit strategy.'

Easter Surprise

"Then I saw this amazing bright light and a soothing voice said to me 'Go back, Go back It isn't your time.' "

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

Chicken with egg on its face.

Why a bike is way cooler than a car: your air conditioner never breaks down.