Easter Egghead Pillows

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"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

An Unexpected Guest.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Frankendumpty'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Missing Easter Egg

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

'I'm dyeing!'

Happy Easter!

Easter Rabid

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

'Happy Easter.'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'