Egg Head Prints

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Humpty Dumpty

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

"I don't care who came first, you still need reservations."

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

Easter egg yoga

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

"Chicken coop coup master mind captured! Thousands of eggs recovered."

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

Easter Bunny