Egghead Humorist Prints

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'We have three minutes left.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Frankendumpty'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Russian eggs.

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

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A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

'When you think of it,an egg a day is pretty cheap for room and board.'

Easter Bunny

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

I told Humpty to go private.

'We've put him back together, now we need to think about an exit strategy.'

"Then I saw this amazing bright light and a soothing voice said to me 'Go back, Go back It isn't your time.' "

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