Egg-citing Friend Gifts

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Chicken: the one-man show

Meet the layer.

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Humpty the Game Warden

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

"In our own defense, the horses have had very little medical training."

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

'We decided we wanted these back.'

Egg.

Chicken with egg on its face.

"Forget about fried eggs. Are you happy with scrambled?"

Billiards and cocks